Wednesday, December 10, 2008
What, pray tell, IS an Alabama Thunderpussy? When I first saw this shirt on Jason in Episode 2, (after I finally stopped laughing and got some more oxygen in my lungs) I knew I just had to get to the bottom of this. So many possibilities have swirled through my feverish brain since I first saw it, but still no positive answer.
Is it someone from Jason's past? Some sort of a horndog club he was a member of? A rock band? What he would like to have from Santa more than anything? Does Jason have an affinity for something fishy this way comes from the land of Roll Tide? Or do you think maybe Jason is like Jethro Bodine - a double naught spy. Codename: Thunderpussy. Sort of a cross between Thunderball and Octapussy.
Lord knows I even asked myself if maybe thunderpussy is the sound Jason's women make during sex. Now THAT conjours up a mental image that will put hair on your chest, if you know what I mean and I think that you do. You know, that sound you make when you're ahem........how shall I put this delicately.....getting banged and suddenly there's a sound like someone stomped on a frog. Don't even bother acting like you don't know what I'm talking about. Do you think THAT'S what an Alabama Thunderpussy really is? Bueller..........Bueller.............anyone?.....................anyone?