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Thursday, May 20, 2010


I'll sing to him, each spring to him,
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again
Thank God, I can be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I

The month of May is almost over.  As the highly anticipated month of June quickly heads our way (but not fast enough for some of us) we are once again fairly twitching in our chairs as we watch the delicious morsels being strewn our way by HBO in the form of mini-clips, The Buzz and a few other choice delights. The third season of True Blood ever so slowly approaches, like Christmas morning, to a squirming gaggle of excited females.  What makes us,  normally a fully functioning, rational member of society, act in such a manner?  Do you really need to ask?  Why, it's the only fix to our addiction.  It's the only salve that can soothe the ache we all feel as our groaning eyes catch but the briefiest of glimpses of the pleasures to come in the new season.  We need to see him.  We need to hear that voice.   You remember that voice.  It's the one that makes us feel, if we close our eyes for a moment, that we are the loveliest belle of the ball, and we hold all the hearts of the young beaus in our perfectly gloved hands as they all gaze adoringly at us.   We have been without for far too long.

Oh yes!  That voice.....  As Bill Compton, Stephen Moyer has turned the act of merely speaking into an art form.  It is as if his brain has fallen in love with vowells, and his mouth is loath to part with a single one of them.   His lips cling to them until just the right moment, then, as they finally roll from those perfect lips, the words cascade over us like a great tidal wave of orgasmic pleasure.  Yes, he's just that good.  As the great, incomparable Ella Fitzgerald sang it best, we will indeed worship the trousers that cling to him.


iamtrue2bill said...

Wow, I just love this. A little racey, a lot complementary, very clever, and funny as well as sexy -just like out favorite actor who embodies our favorite vampire. I hope Mr. Moyer gets to see this, I think he'll love it.
He certainly has the ability to make one remember the days of wine and roses, and pretend they will go on forever.

ABNegative said...

OH yes, he certainly can do that, among other things.

So glad you liked it.

Lynnpd said...

This is so what we are all feeling. How did you know? Great new article. I love it when you write, keep doing it.

ABNegative said...

Thanks Lynn. You mean you're feeling it too? Imagine that!

shivermeBILL said...

Yes AB... I NEED to see and hear Bill, its been way too long!
I always enjoy reading your spin our our favorite man & vampire. Glad to see you are writng again & I look forward to more ramblings when season 3 starts! :-)

ABNegative said...

Awe're making me blush....

thanks, glad you enjoyed it. yes, I'm looking forward to being inspired to get back in my writing mode. I've missed it.

franck said...

I opened a fansite devoted to the masterpiece True Blood.
Mw english section is open yet but my french version is.
Do you want to be partern/affiliate ?

ABNegative said...

Sure franck! The more,the merrier.

gymvamp said...

ABN is going French!! This I gotta see!! I just came upon this - what can I say I have not visited in awhile. Now that we have heard that voice again those trousers............

ABNegative said...

Those trousers just need to come off! It's been a dry spell.