THAT GLORIOUS SYSTEMATICAL EYE-POPPIN' WAGGLE TAGGLE WALK

Again, in the spirit of noticing the most mundane, ridiculous things that have absolutely nothing in the world to do with the plot or trajectory of any given episode, I feel that it is now time for me to expound on Sookie's walk. Now we already know that our Sookie is the owner and sole proprietor of The Magic Sookie Nookie, but I think it's her walk, so distinctive and unique, that sets her apart from your average run of the mill fem fatale. I can't quite nail it down (unlike our Vampire Bill who nailed it BUT GOOD) but it's sorta how she twirls around and somewhat knocks her kneecaps together before she starts her strut. You know, like she all but changed her mind at the last minute and decided to stay put, then everything starts moving before her brain can catch up with her ass. It's almost as if her hips come out of joint like her backside has a Liam thing going on. As she walks away you can see her rumpus sort of shifting from one side to the other. Puts me in mind of two possums fucking under a bedpan. Whenever I see her walking an old saying I've heard my Mama say a thousand times pops into my noggin. "It must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that". Well, I guess it would all depend on how lose and lucious that jam really is. And if the way Bill acts since he tapped that ass is any indication, then that jam is indeed something special. He's sort of been in a daze since he lowered his bucket into that magical well. Adds new meaning to the term "one hit wonder". I sure wish I had a walk like that. I can only dream.